- tio Steven sabe:

I finally figured out who’s really behind the impending War On Iraq: The National Rifle Association! Think about it. First, it’s not like they don’t have their tentacles deep into the Hand Puppet’s administration; if nothing else, Heinrich Himmler wannabe Atty. Gen. John Ashcroft has made it abundantly clear that the only Constitutional amendment he holds absolutely inviolate (perhaps the only one he considers valid at all) is the 2nd, which covers "the right to bear arms." To the point where he has pushed to make it easier for felons to buy and own guns, perhaps to make it easier for various members of the current administration to keep their guns when the whole thing collapses in a flurry of scandals. (You don’t think the Hand Puppet is emulating only the positive aspects of Nixon and Reagan/Bush, do you? If you can find positive aspects...) VP Dick Cheney, for instance: turns out, that, against all rules, he’s still getting paid one million dollars per year by his corporation Halliburton (you know, the one that ignored UN sanctions in the ‘90s to do business with Iraq) which, absolutely coincidentally, got the concession to cap any oil wells set afire by Saddam Hussein during the coming invasion. However, the Vice President knows nothing about either of these things, and we know this because the Vice President’s office told us so. Hell, if you can’t trust the second highest ranking official in the country, who can you trust, right?